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Git Commit Messages: A Story of Desperation
January 5, 20246 min read
The Beginning: Hope
feat: adds user authentication
Look how professional. Conventional Commits standard. Everything beautiful, organized.
The Middle: Reality
fix: fixes login bug
fix: now it goes
fix: fixing typo
fix: oh god why doesn't it work
Here sanity begins to slip through fingers. That cute standard? Gone.
The End: Chaos
wip
aaaaa
WORKS DAMMIT
final commit final fr now it goes v2
revert "revert "fix: login""
Psychiatric Analysis via Git Log
It's possible to trace a dev's psychological profile just by reading their Friday afternoon commits. It starts with stoicism and ends in pure nihilism.
Golden Tip
If you ever have to `git commit --amend` for the fifth time, stop. Breathe. Go get a coffee. Or accept that your destiny is to have a dirty history forever. After all, "squash commits" at the end only serves to hide the shame, and we know what you did.